To begin, I must inform you of my inexperience in life. This is all a first for me, so if I’m not “good” at this or say the “wrong” thing, forgive me. I am a virgin, who has never dated, never seen the ocean or really experienced what life has to offer. I have lived most of my life through books. Books have been my greatest and only companions and have taught me the spiritual, political, scientific, ethical and worldly knowledge that I so thoroughly enjoy. I am perceptive, loving, just loyal to perfection, spontaneous, humorous, shamelessly honest, poetic, aware, open-minded and finally ready to experience the joys of life. It is my intention that this pen pal site will provide me an opportunity to experience life through YOU!

PS. If I do not respond to your letter, it is not that I am ignoring you but that I did not receive your correspondence. Please give me a maximum of 3 weeks to respond. If still no response, you may write me until a response is given.

Sincerely,
-John